Sure, by the time you read this it’ll be Thursday, but I started it on Wednesday and we’re all just going to agree to let me have this win, okay? I’m easing back into things. It’s a process. If pretending I hit ‘Publish’ on Wednesday makes me feel better I’m going to roll with it. I had to drive practically the entire length of Lamar during rush hour and there were a lot of people who I will call ‘lackadaisical drivers’ because all my other words for it are all really bad ones.
So let’s get to the important stuff, and for the love of god will you all promise to use blinkers and not travel in the turn lane? Thank you. Shop on, Cheepsters!
Sprouts
on-the-vine tomatoes 98c/lb
organic celery 98c/ea
boneless skinless chicken thighs $1.69/lb
bulk brown or white rice 69c/lb
Fri-Sun only:
corn 25c/ea
pineapples $1/ea
colby jack bulk cut cheese $2.99/lb
Fiesta
Ataulfo mangos 33c/ea
bone in country style ribs 1.17/lb (family pack)
Fiesta frozen vegetables, 16oz. 88c/ea
Randalls
You’re not going to believe this, but they’re upping their ‘effing Randalls’ quotient more than usual. That is an actual tag that I use. Stuff like that is why people keep asking about my SEO, I think. Back to effing Randalls:
HEB
cantaloupes 88c/ea
strawberries, 1lb 1.47/ea
boneless pork loin, 1.99/lb
Trader Joe’s
daffodils, 10 stem 1.49/bunch
Yes, that last one is non-grocery, but you know what makes people happy? 20 flowers. For 150 pennies you can make someone feel like they’re important to you. Go crazy, spend $3 and get 20!