I find weird things in grocery stores. I know a place where you can buy a whole chicken in a can. Think about that. Why do I know that? Because I’m always looking on the shelves, and at the ads.

My cooking style is pretty much ‘I’ll try anything once if it isn’t too expensive’, so I look at top and bottom shelves, and I look at every page of the ad.

So I find stuff like this:

That’s creepy right? Or am I just being influenced by a husband binge-watching Dexter for a week now?

Here’s this, which I find odd, because I’m not sure what I’m supposed to do with them:

Do I fill them with salmon? I don’t know what else to do with these. What goes with cottage cheese and dill? That seems like a done thing. Tortillas aren’t supposed to be demanding, they’re supposed to be supple help to maneuver yummy stuff to my face!

And lest you think I’m kidding, here’s that chicken:

Which is at my local store and available to anyone via Amazon!

Doesn’t this give you the willies?